A lovely story about Romney/Ryan.

Pro-lifers only care about children as long as they can prop them up as part of their agenda. Once those fetuses are actual people with human needs beyond a functioning uterus to inhabit, they’re on their own.
Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
His holy noodlyness makes an appearance at canada day fireworks
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